We’ve got Bush…

The big Blog’s question for the day is this:

How does Reggie Bush feel that the whole world has seen his little lady get filled with almost a foot of Ray J?

If the Blog were a high profile superstar, he’d be pissed. Kim K. is a fascinating figure. As abnormally large as her sublimely round buttocks are, they’re almost in proportion with her gigantic perfect rack.

Still, what self-respecting superstar would be with a woman who has shared her goodies with the entire world? (Blog the Bounty Hunter does not consider Tito Ortiz or Evan Seinfeld to be superstars)

The top Blog of them all believes that Reggie Bush has never fully recovered from this (below) crushing hit and his brain functions are stunted. Sheldon Brown effectively destroyed the shame and reason functionality of the Saints’ RB’s cerebellum. For this reason, Reggie Bush cares not about his lady’s public show of promiscuity. He probably doesn’t understand it or know that it happened. Instead, Reggie Bush utilizes his base caveman instincts only and focuses on Kimmy’s delightful roundness.

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