Archive for April, 2008

We’ve got Bush…

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , on April 16, 2008 by blogthebountyhunter

The big Blog’s question for the day is this:

How does Reggie Bush feel that the whole world has seen his little lady get filled with almost a foot of Ray J?

If the Blog were a high profile superstar, he’d be pissed. Kim K. is a fascinating figure. As abnormally large as her sublimely round buttocks are, they’re almost in proportion with her gigantic perfect rack.

Still, what self-respecting superstar would be with a woman who has shared her goodies with the entire world? (Blog the Bounty Hunter does not consider Tito Ortiz or Evan Seinfeld to be superstars)

The top Blog of them all believes that Reggie Bush has never fully recovered from this (below) crushing hit and his brain functions are stunted. Sheldon Brown effectively destroyed the shame and reason functionality of the Saints’ RB’s cerebellum. For this reason, Reggie Bush cares not about his lady’s public show of promiscuity. He probably doesn’t understand it or know that it happened. Instead, Reggie Bush utilizes his base caveman instincts only and focuses on Kimmy’s delightful roundness.

The big Blog is gonna’ get you!

Posted in Uncategorized on April 15, 2008 by blogthebountyhunter

All you idiots better get ready, because I’m coming for you. I know more about everything than any of you pencil necked geeks. I’ll tell you how it is and how it’s going to be. If you want to know what’s cool, come here and you’ll find out. If you want to know what (and who) sucks, this is also your place. I’ll tell it like it is and then some.